Like many other cities in Broward County, Tamarac has had it’s fair share of problems including crime and declining property values. Now this: An over-abundance of crack.
In my experience, this crime is committed by overweight men who seem oblivious that their asses are exposed. This happened recently while watching a play at Challenger Elementary School when a man sat down unaware that his shorts weren’t pulled up. The sad part was I was stuck in the row behind him – along with several giggling children. Changing seats was futile since I was lucky enough to nab second row. So I sat there suffering for two hours while trying to concentrate on the show.
This week I saw another crack offender sitting at the counter of a restaurant offering a full view to everyone. This wasn’t just any crack, according to his shirt he was a plumber and a professional crack culprit. Does this make it more excusable?
There is actually a website devoted to the sport of ass-crack sightings. It’s called Public Ass Cracks. I’m happy to see that someone is taking this problem seriously as crack is a real epidemic around here.