Month ago, I had the scoop that Billy Bucks was the Grande Capo’s social media voice – the man behind the screen. No one paid attention until Billy was arrested for strangling his wife a couple weeks ago. Whoops, sorry about that. Billy didn’t strangle his wife, because then that would be murder. He “allegedly” strangled his wife and did it so hard that she couldn’t breathe. It came out at the hearing that Billy is an ex-con having spent 12 years in the slammer. In the meantime, Billy is still hosting his radio show and acting like nothing happened.
Hey Billy, touch your wife again and you’ll be visiting your peeps back in the slammer!
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Ms. Essie Reed or “Big Mama” is a fixture in Fort Lauderdale where she spends her time helping less fortunate children. She gave her endorsement to the wife of Seymour Votes, but once Big Mama realized that the opponent was an old family friend, she change her mind. Billy Bucks, who incidentally was paid BIG BUCKS to help Seymour Votes was extremely upset about Big Mama’s change of heart and told friends, “If she were to back out now, she would be deemed as a person that couldn’t keep her word. This could backfire on her personally and with her organization. This could also cause legal trouble.” Mean old Billy, no one messes with Big Mama!
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Timmy Loudmouth, the oafish Broward corruption fighter (as long as the corrupt aren’t his fellow Republicans) has fallen uncharacteristically silent after Billy was exposed for his crimes. Suddenly, old Timmy can’t seem to write about his buddy Billy. Guess he’s either protecting his friend, or doesn’t want to miss out on those free wings at Billy’s Facebook parties!
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Candidate Ned Flanders must be shaking in his dress shoes because he and one of his supporters carried on a lurid romance consisting of texting and an intimate dinner for two. This happily married man lied to his supporter and told her that his divorce was “in the works.”
When word gets around about his indiscrétions sexuelles, he may have trouble at the polls in November. Let’s just hope this story has a happy ending…..just like his intimate dinner!
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Gentle Ben, I loved your new campaign ad, but your hands were distracting me. Did you take a course in “Effective Hand Gestures in Public Speaking?”
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Speaking of Gentle Ben, when he along with Tracy Skittles was being interviewed by the Miami Herald Editorial Board for a potential big endorsement, they asked Ben about the new Broward Inspector General and wanted his opinion on how Scott (John Scott) was doing. Ben was so confused and started talking about Governor Rick Scott instead! Well, the entire editorial board was practically groaning at his big faux pas!
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If you happen to attend a public forum, School Board Candidate Alice Dallas may break out singing, “God Bless America” instead of just introducing herself. Seriously, you gotta hear this!
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Brett Breck is a day late and a dollar short after he just sent out an email announcing the Broward Republicans “Grass Roots” plan of action in South Florida. Hey Brett! You better watch out, the Dems have got you beat by many months and a whole army full of volunteers.
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Katie Kingspoint gave former treasurer-in-thief Jonesy Porter a free trip to the Dems convention in Charlotte to help her around. Jonesy is the one that admittedly stole from the treasury account of her fellow Democrats and even though Katie is an elected official, she couldn’t care less that he works for her. Shame on you Katie!
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Remember when I told you that Chappy Davidson was elected without a fight and not only has he thanked his constituents by mail once, but twice? Well, he refunded campaign money to his contributors pro-rata and then donated the rest to the Jewish Community Center. What a great guy you are! Will anyone else have leftover campaign money this election season? We shall see!
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Paul Politico needs a break. He fought the good fight but lost his heavily contested race. I was able to get this photo of him taking care of this toesies! Hey, nothing worse that ugly feet on a guy. You gotta love it!
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Someone out there is making fun of Nick Nole’s campaign signs and has even created a Twitter account posing as Nole’s signs and following all of his contacts. Is this a tacky tactic from his opponent or just a resident tired of looking at his signs? We may never know!
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Shanisa hates when I write about her, however, I don’t think she will mind this one. You see, Shanisa made a very risky bet: Her city bet another city that if they raised more money for Relay For Life, then she would…….wear a DRESS!
Well, Shanisa won the bet and had to not only go shopping, but make her grand appearance in both dress and heels in what must have been the most uncomfortable meeting of her life. What a good sport and it’s all for a great cause!